HOT DAMN! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!
after painstakingly going entry by entry in the registry and directory by directory and comparing entries and comparing them to what was on my pc (which was made really easy thanks to remote desktop), I finally arrived at the system32\downlevel directory. I noticed there were a few of the lengthy named .dlls present on my PC that were not on hers. whats more, the .dll's had the word service in them so I copied took ownership of the downlevel directory and files on her PC and made made some adjustments to the permissions of the files there. while there is a shared clipboard in remote desktop, for some reason, perhaps a security countermeasure, I could not copy directly from my system32 directory to hers using remote desktop. but, what I could do, is copy the the directory onto her desktop, and then move the copied directory to her c:\windows\system32 directory. I then ran dism /online /? at the elevated command prompt I had open already. and lo and behold instead of the error 193 I had been getting, I got what you would expect to see from the command the dism help option plus the option to use with /online. currently I am running the dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth command. afterwords I will run a repair install just to fix up all the permissions and stuff I tampered with.