The Last Two Words Become The First Two Words

[JMH]

A tomato is as red as a monkeys behind

 

[zigzag3143]

Monkeys behind, elephants in front, glad im not a monkey.

 

[JMH]

A monkey in the hand is worth two in the bush

 

[zigzag3143]

The bush is no place to hide.

 

[JaidynM]

To hide may not be cowardice.

 

[JMH]

"Be cowardice?" Barking dogs seldom bite!

 

[zigzag3143]

Seldom bite, always chew!

 

[JMH]

Always chew? Whet your appetite!

 

[JaidynM]

Your appetite is too large for your petite frame.

EDIT: Congrats Jan on your 2000th post above!

 

[JMH]

Your petite appetite hungers for a Big Mac a day.

{BTW Jaidyn thanks for noticing....}

 

[JaidynM]

A day in the life of a politician would be terribly depressing.

 

[zigzag3143]

Terribly depressing weather wise

 

[JMH]

Weather wise we have floods for the first time for many years

 

[zigzag3143]

Many years will pass before Venus passes this way again.

 

[James7679]

"Way again? No the proper spelling would be w-e-i-g-h." Said the teacher, to the student.

 

[Corrine]

The student was asleep at his desk.

 

[zigzag3143]

His desk doubled as his bed, he snored through the night.

 

[JMH]

The night he had THAT nightmare

 

[zigzag3143]

That nightmare was often repeated.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Often repeated seldom completed.