[SOLVED] Windows Update, DISM, SFC all not working - help!

[JetPil0t]

It did! Amazing, thank you! No updates available at the moment but hopefully the problem is sorted now.

I googled wrprint.dll and found several threads which presumably contain some of the reason why my machine was broken in the first place?
Solution for SFC /Scannow not working in Build 14279 - Microsoft Community
14279 Windows 10 Resource Protection Couldn't Start Repair Service - Microsoft Community
[FIX] SFC /scannow for all windows 10 Insider builds - Microsoft Community

 

[Sysnative Windows Update]

Thanks for letting me know! You were missing some critical files, and I replaced them with good copies!